Monday 6 July 2009

Latest News!



Surrealist performer Minnie the Minx, has recently been caught biting back at rival burlesque duo - The Performing Panda's.

Reports came in late Friday evening after both acts performed live at Gogo's circus that the Performing Panda's had some how climbed through the window of Minnie the Minx's caravan and ate all of her high energy, calorie & dairy free donut bars - resulting in Minnie being unable to perform the most energetic part of her show - the high wire head bounce.

Audiences were traumatised at the lack of such an event and many left early. BUT, by the exit gates it seemed the Perfoming Panda's may have had their comeuppance as they had eaten too many donut bars for their size and this combined with their Starbucks, had resulted in overdrive... Please see photos for further details.

Minnie the Minx has been left distraught but has plans to boycott the Perfoming Panda's next show... iF they can perform again...

More news to follow shortly...